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JUNE 19, 2009 12:11PM
Rate: 5
Hello? CIA? Pick Me! Pick Me!
Calling all tarnished Wall Street banker types who happen to be in the NYC area. The CIA wants you. The CIA held a Spook Job Fair in NYC, recruiting Wall Street losers to become agents.
Those Brioni and Brooks Brother suits should come in handy as the former Wall Street analysts and bankers wander the world as dashing 007 wannabes.
Although they have to forgo the giant bonuses, they will get a great health plan. The salaries are nothing like their former six figure incomes plus bonus, which could be a deterrent for many. Starting pay for Mail Room Spies is merely $60K. Those with superior experience can make up to $160K.
Of course, the CIA says that these smart as heck Harvard grads would be valuable assets for our Spy agency because they are equipped to detect money fraud. Really? Perhaps that is so because they were knee deep in it and are familiar with the smell?
The purpose of hiring these meatloaf leftovers? To track terrorist financial trails and dismantle the funding.
On second thought, they should be pretty good at that.
Best of luck with that lie detector test Mr. Lewis.
Comments
I myself prefer the CIA- Culinary Institute of America.
Ah, those Brioni suits. I'd have to sell my house to buy one. But they are extraordinary. I tried one on once. I have never forgotten the feel. The best of the best. Damn, I wish I had worked on Wall Street!
This is a joke, isn't it? You can't be serious...... Iknew the world was going crazy, but this crazy...........................
Actually it is not crazy, and is not worthy of all the derision. Remember that a handful of guys in a remote office in Houston brought down Arthur Andersen by agreeing to a ridiculous amount of "off balance sheet" R&D funding notes for Enron.
So financial firms go under. Within those financial firms happen to be a large number of analysts. Analysts deft at assessing highly complex subject matter.
That skill translates quite nicely into a whole host of research topics that likely interest the agency.
This actually makes perfect sense.
So financial firms go under. Within those financial firms happen to be a large number of analysts. Analysts deft at assessing highly complex subject matter.
That skill translates quite nicely into a whole host of research topics that likely interest the agency.
This actually makes perfect sense.
nope. no joke. click on the blue links. but I agree, crazy,eh?!
Steve - I bet the $47K Brioni is something.....
Steve - I bet the $47K Brioni is something.....
I love this. That picture and that caption alone are priceless. . .
And the thought is fascinating
And the thought is fascinating
It takes a thief ...
American suffers from materalism this leads to many sins. My God put America back on a Godly path. Let us pray for America
Too, too funny! How is that you can be smart and funny and know the hell what's going on in the world? That's the epitome of Multitasking for Writers, and you have it down COLD!
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