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JULY 10, 2009 11:52AM
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Bet you'll never look at a rubber ducky the same way again
Their conclusion? Vibrators are mainstream and used by people who take their sexual health seriously. Someone needs to introduce these guys to Google. They don't get out much.
The slightly dry study,
Happily for the whole sexualmente crowd, the study also reports that there are no seriously bad side effects from using a
The study goes on to explain exactly what a vibrator is, just in case you are from the planet formerly known as Pluto. The last paragraph of the
Vibrators are so mainstream now that there is even a gadget that turns your
While a little heat is nice, with the iPhone 3Gs and its heatstroke issues, having to explain that particular sunburn might lead to voiding your warranty. You could always blame it on the tanning salon.
And most oddly disturbing is the ibuzz which can make your nano turn into a sex toy. I cannot even imagine why Apple hasn't jumped on this (off) marketing opportunity. Things are looking up for the gym workout crowd.
What's next? Safeway offering free wireless apps for human satisfaction devices because grocery shopping is boring? Or perhaps Neiman's will commission exclusive vibrators from some of their top designers. Guess what's under the Christmas tree for Aunt Zelda this year wrapped in that pretty paper from Bergdoff or Neimans?
You'd think a sex study conducted in the shadow of Kinsey would jump at the chance to meet comrades, but apparently these guys are shy. Someone has to do it for them:
Really strange and stilted Indiana Trojan funded study, meet my friend, really odd sex toys and his sidekick, even odder sex toys.
You guys should really get a drink together. But please. Do not share your cell phones or ipods until after the 2nd date.
Comments
Helloooooo Kitty! Meow!
I hear a buzzing in my ear.
Well, this was interesting!
Another good reason why I have my iphone! BTW, I love Good Vibrations...
spotted - the hello kitty is just a bit, um, strange, eh? but then again, so is the duck.
O'Really - that would the sound of a million buzzers all going off at once, so to speak.
Soap Box Amy - it is, isn't it? In a strange way.
mtk - I was wondering if anyone would get that. GV is a good place. hehhehe, remind me not to borrow your phone....
O'Really - that would the sound of a million buzzers all going off at once, so to speak.
Soap Box Amy - it is, isn't it? In a strange way.
mtk - I was wondering if anyone would get that. GV is a good place. hehhehe, remind me not to borrow your phone....
Wow, there are some really... interesting... what IS that thing? And a penguin??? Who knew?
I feel so naive.
I feel so naive.
heeeeeheehee....having been an employee of the more faaaaabulously exclusive of the two stores you mentioned, I'm cracking up trying to figure out what department they'd sell it in!
in the meantime, I might have to make a trip to Babeland this weekend..... :D
Rrrrrrrrrrated!
in the meantime, I might have to make a trip to Babeland this weekend..... :D
Rrrrrrrrrrated!
Who says research positions can be boring??
That lipstick is just my color!
Doctors get good publicity. Recommending vibrators. Sedating Michael Jackson. Opposing healthcare reform. I'm so happy to belong to this crowd.
I always enjoy the Buzzzzzzzzzzzz on OpenSalon! I'm buyin' the biggest, hummiest, soft vinyl model I can find for a woman friend. Then I can take off on a road trip knowing she will be right where I left her weeks later with a smile on her face.
UK - so many choices and so many really strange choices! Did you click on the odder sex toys? Now those are just strange.
Bees - you must mean B. I assume? I can see them now, Prada and who else?
I.C. London - good one!
Lady Viola - I bet it is available in lots of shades....
Steve- I think your comment was funnier than the post. Cut it out! Seriously, it was.
Ralph, you sly fox! You certainly have lots of them to choose from.
Bees - you must mean B. I assume? I can see them now, Prada and who else?
I.C. London - good one!
Lady Viola - I bet it is available in lots of shades....
Steve- I think your comment was funnier than the post. Cut it out! Seriously, it was.
Ralph, you sly fox! You certainly have lots of them to choose from.
Hehehehehe! Too Much Information! Hehehehehe.
Hmmmm...Prada definitely and oh, I'm thinkin' possibly Karl Lagerfeld or Isaac Mizrahi, maybe even Marc Jacobs!
What kind of Captain Obvious study is this??? Sheesh! Maybe I can get a federal grant to study whether women who cook dinner do so in the kitchen. Or whether adults tend to wear shoes on both feet. Or whether men like porn. Gimme a break.
My take on toys:
That duckie is absolutely useless. Still, there it sits by my tub...
My two fave vibrators are the Eroscillator and the old stand-by Hitachi Wand. I do also kinda like the vibrating, rotating, pulsating, multi-speed, remote control rabbit, but then I'm kind of a geeky gadget girl.
I'm thinking of getting a jack hammer next...
My take on toys:
That duckie is absolutely useless. Still, there it sits by my tub...
My two fave vibrators are the Eroscillator and the old stand-by Hitachi Wand. I do also kinda like the vibrating, rotating, pulsating, multi-speed, remote control rabbit, but then I'm kind of a geeky gadget girl.
I'm thinking of getting a jack hammer next...
vibrators are for losers - I won't need one cause Open Salon is gonna get me laid old school and for real! Just click on my icon and see for yourself.
hmmmm.... Hello Kitty vibrators just seem inherently wrong and dangerously close to kiddie porn... and that fish is WAY TOO CREEPY to put anywhere near my nether region!
Am I an idiot because I can't figure out how the duck works?
Michael - absolutely TMI, but you should read some of the studies! Now some of those have waaaay too much information. My eyes. My eyes! Good to see you. Say hi to S.
Bee - oh yeah! can't wait to see them. bet they have a special catalog for them too. with the strongwater ornaments.....
Dana - um, any bets that those are already funded studies???? Now I know what to get you for the holidays....
noah - let me know how that's working for you! funny.
imsurly - agreed. hello kitty is just creepy and the fish just reminds of, well, smelly fish. did you click on the other odd and odder? Those might make you think the fish is tame!
Lis - I have no idea, nor do I really want to know how the ducky works (falls under tmi, I think). I have a eunuch duck rated PG on the tub edge. He always looks bored. Now I know why.
Bee - oh yeah! can't wait to see them. bet they have a special catalog for them too. with the strongwater ornaments.....
Dana - um, any bets that those are already funded studies???? Now I know what to get you for the holidays....
noah - let me know how that's working for you! funny.
imsurly - agreed. hello kitty is just creepy and the fish just reminds of, well, smelly fish. did you click on the other odd and odder? Those might make you think the fish is tame!
Lis - I have no idea, nor do I really want to know how the ducky works (falls under tmi, I think). I have a eunuch duck rated PG on the tub edge. He always looks bored. Now I know why.
The only vibrator I have is my shoulder massager/Shiatsu and it never leaves my neck and shoulder area. :-D Ironic how close Kinsey and Kinky are in spelling.
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Think those are strange? check this article ... but only at your own risk. actually the duckie and pod are here too
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_16032_25-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html
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